finnlawrence:
So today the library was selling off old books for like 50 cents apiece. And I picked up this one “Split screen” (Meaning there’s one book and then you flip the book over and there’s another on the other side) called “Attack of the Soul-sucking brain zombies” and “Bride of the Soul-sucking brain zombies.” Sounds stupid, I know. So I opened “Bride” for a good laugh.
“Min and her friends are turning into ZOMBIES! Zombie actors, that is- they’ve signed up to be extras in a horror film shooting in their town.”

“But the real drama takes place behind the scenes, where Min finally meets a girl who’s perfect for her.”

-FLIP-

“When sexy Kevin Land tries to get back together with Russel, it’s suddenly very hard to say no- even though his long distance boyfriend is coming to visit in just a few days.”

AND THE LORD SAID
LET THERE BE GAY

AND THERE WAS GAY